DATE of birth: May 20, 2020. As it appears on the personal information data of a returnĀing OFW.
Red Cross Chairman SenaĀtor Dick Gordon was dumbĀfounded. A day-old overseas worker? Next, he noted some unreadable ā perhaps unproĀnounceable? ā āhyphenated namesā written in an illegĀible hand. As for the ālack of formsā being invoked as a reason for delays in releasĀing COVID-19 test results, Da Flash retorted: āWhat forms? No forms any more, everyĀthingās digital.ā
Of such small annoyances are monumental problems made. We need high-tech methodology to achieve rapid results, but in this part of the Third World where weāre catching up with the First World, we need a second chance to become computer-literate (or is ācomputerā obsolete?). Illiterate? One exhausted-looking returnee blamed the clerk assisting her for making a mess by misĀspelling her address, probĀably because the clerk had never heard of her barrio-in-da-boondocks before.
To err is human, to forgive divine. How do you forgive, with 23,999 others before you overwhelming a process that has had no template, no dry run, no ancestor? Poor Hans Leo Cacdac, administrator of OWWA (Overseas Workers Welfare Administration), not quite a department secretary with usecs and asecs at his beck and call but a multitaskĀing manager, coach, referee, busboy, meet-and-greeter, his own spokesperson all by himself, a one-man office with no underling to take some of the flak. As OFWs have been arriving by the thousands, how much longer can Mr. Cacdac keep up the pace without falling asleep on his feet?
Likewise, returning OFWs have lost sleep counting the times they were quarantined before President Duterteās wish could be granted by his Cabinet: Send them home without delay! Before an OFW leaves her host country, she is tested and quarantined. When she arrives in Manila, she is quarantined. Before she reaches the door of her house in the old hometown, once again quarantined. One quarantine is 14 days plus those uncounted hours spent waiting, waiting in-between. Just how many Qās are needed under ECQ, MECQ, GCQ?
With 24,000 OFWs home for good (?), expect a new batch of 40,000 in June and, by year-end, 300,000. By then, the homecoming chaos of May 2020 will be rememĀbered as mere childās play, once they start job-hunting.